5 Seconds of Every #1 Billboard Hot 100 Hit From 1993-2011
[[I like that I can pinpoint the precise point in time when I started listening to the radio.]]
And I can pinpoint the precise point in time when I STOPPED listening to the radio
^this
Listening to this just made my entire life flash before me and I didn’t even have to die.
Cue the nostalgiaStarting in… the 2000s, I suppose, I started liking the music less and less. Loved the 90s. Not much out there now that I’m crazy about, save for Owl City and a few other artists.
I only liked the first two and then the next five or so I hated so I stopped listening to this. I really don’t like music.
This is literally my life.
I know every year, every note and every song in this.
I can remember what I was doing the first time I heard every single one of these songs.
That’s probably very sad.
(via slaughterhouse-promenade)
Source: SoundCloud / AnthonyDC
It goes to show that you have poor taste in writing, meaning and music behind songs.
Nickleback is just your run of the mill, “I’m better than you, but I’m going to make this try and sound deep” garbage that gets popular on the radio because tons of people Just like you fail to desire to want to look deeper into the music they listen to and subsequently their lives.
It’s gotta be nice being shallow.
(via ricksantorum-2012)
Source: mylifeamusesme
R I C K S A N T O R U M 2 0 1 2: So we have a Malcolm X Day and a Trayvon Martin Day, let's go and have a Osama Bin Laden day here too.
Hey, why not?
You’re putting Trayvon Martin and Malcolm X in the same category with Bin Laden
You are honestly the dumbest person on the…
Wait.
So a black kid has a criminal record and that automatically makes him comparable to the head of a terrorist cell?
Shit, by those standards, we have tons of potential heads of terrorist cells in The United States.
Or is it just anyone with a criminal record equatable to the heads of terrorist cells?
On that case.
We’re all fucked.
Source: communismkills
Look at this fucking person with their sleeves rolled up.
Source: gajimara
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
“Sherlock swallowed and then grabbed a slide from the bedside table and licked it so that he could study it under a microscope. He also told John to do the same. So he could compare their semens.”I just can’t even.
Why.
Why is this so funny?Hey, Alicia.
Let’s compare semens.
Alright.
You’ll have to lick this slide first.
I promise I’ll continue to fondle you as I compare.Is it at least disinfected?
Also, don’t forget to sound like Peewee Herman or else we won’t get anywhere.
You think I would forget to disinfect my slides?
That’s almost offensive.
Almost.
I don’t do good impersonations, but for you, darling.
I’ll do it for you.
Source: wtffanfiction
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
“Sherlock swallowed and then grabbed a slide from the bedside table and licked it so that he could study it under a microscope. He also told John to do the same. So he could compare their semens.”I just can’t even.
Why.
Why is this so funny?Hey, Alicia.
Let’s compare semens.
Alright.
You’ll have to lick this slide first.
I promise I’ll continue to fondle you as I compare.
Source: wtffanfiction
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
“Sherlock swallowed and then grabbed a slide from the bedside table and licked it so that he could study it under a microscope. He also told John to do the same. So he could compare their semens.”
I just can’t even.
Why.
Why is this so funny?
Source: wtffanfiction
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(via slaughterhouse-promenade)
Source: vecherion
And we let him carry the torch?
That is talent
How exactly does somebody realize they can do this?
Ladies and gentlemen, our fearless leader.
and we trust our lives to this being?
really?
brb trying this.
Source: michaelswaney
An enlarged heart from obesity or high blood pressure may be twice the size of a normal heart.
Whatever, fuck you guys, if I want to revel in my fatness for the rest of my life I will, and I won’t let you shame me
How was this post in any way, shape, or form shaming anybody?
Actually, exercise increases the size of your heart more than obesity. It is a muscle, not fat. Good try, though
Please tell me you are shitting me? This is the heart from an OBESE PERSON, someone that did NOT exercise. If you think obesity doesn’t enlarge your heart then you need to get the fuck back to school.
GOOD TRY, SCIENCE, YOU FAT-SHAMING SLUNT
this is clearly an example of body-shaming excused as “health issues” i mean jesus christ do you think we’re really that stupid
i can’t even continue this seriously oh my god tumblr why are you doing this drop it
“Actually, exercise increases the size of your heart more than obesity. It is a muscle, not fat. Good try, though”
^^^ This.Yes, but the heart in this picture is the heart of an OBESE MALE, not somebody who exercised…. I can’t believe that people are actually offended by this. If I posted a picture of a lung of a smoker and the lung of a non-smoker comparing the difference would that mean that I am shaming smokers? No. So everyone calm the fuck down, seriously.
You’re right. The heart is a muscle and not fat.
But “obese” people are more likely to have arterial blockages, like plaque and cholesterol, high blood pressure, high pulse rates and the blood has to travel farther around the body.
The heart has to work harder for it to circulate blood, so of course it’s bigger.
Just like the heart has to pump faster to circulate blood in athletic people.
It’s not like once someone becomes obese, all of their muscles, bones and vital organs turn to squishy fat and they die. That’s not how it works. The body works to accommodate their largeness, albeit at the price of several health risks.
I agree with forensicsandpathology on this one.
They also have a great blog.
Which you should follow.
Source: forensicsandpathology
Also everybody should delete their facebook.Yeah. But you’re also hipster scum. <3
I’m going to be the asshole who points out that Facebook Status updates do not accept HTML.
I don’t know why you people keep doing this.
If you’re going to copypasta the code, at least do it right.
Otherwise all your unclosed tags make you look like an idiot— not that you don’t look like an idiot anyway even if you do close your tags.
Facebook is designed to give a preview of the link automatically. Then you can delete the link from the status update and add your caption. It’s not that hard.
Over the past few weeks I’ve seen several people who think that they’re so fucking awesome for putting code into something that doesn’t accept code.
Just do it the right way.
Gosh.
And while I’m on the subject, Facebook doesn’t recognise hash-tags.
They don’t make you look cool or well-rounded.
They make you look like you don’t know how to use the fucking internet.
